My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipes so much better than I could've imagined. pic.twitter.com/X5d0Sqzw5N
— Jordan Adams (@JordanKAdams97) 16. května 2018
I can't remember much about pre-k or kindergarten, but what I can remember is distinct, and of those memories are ones of dictating stories to a class aide with a typewriter for various projects. While creating the art portion of a project, my classmates and I would get called into the hallway one by one by Miss Maryann, who would type everything we said for the written portion of the project (the best example I can remember was being asked to recite an original Mother's Day poem to accompany a handprint flower masterpiece, which still hangs in my mom's basement).
Although the time of the typewriter is mostly in the past, a pre-k class of today was tasked with writing (read: dictating) 'recipes' for a class cookbook, and you can basically hear the toddler in the hysterical computer-printed transcriptions.
Shared by Jordan Adams, the uncle of one of the kids in the class, each recipe includes cooking times, ingredients and where to buy them, and instructions — and they're all pretty much downhill from the recipe names on. 'My nephew Ethan's pre-k class made a cookbook, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipes,' napsal Jordan na Twitteru . O tolik lepší, než jsem si dokázal představit.
Nic na ně nedávejte, protože tak děláte vajíčka bez ničeho.
Ethan, Jordanův synovec, měl možná nejvýraznější recept. Recept nazvaný „Ethan's Eggs“ vyžaduje palačinky, cukr a kuželky, které si můžete koupit v Texas Roadhouse za 3 dolary – a přestože příprava vajec trvá hodinu, doba vaření jsou skvělé dvě sekundy.
Nejprve dáte palačinky a pak cukr a je to, instruuje Ethan. „Můžeš to vařit, ale můžeš jít ke mně domů a já ti dám vajíčka, protože moje máma dělá vajíčka pořád. Můžete je jíst lžící. Nic na ně nedávejte, protože tak děláte vajíčka bez ničeho.“
Teď, pokud to není nadějná kulinární dokonalost, nejsem si jistý, co to je.
